``I went to a bar the other day, and there was a customer doing something sneaky.I heard a vibration coming from nearby.That must have had a rotor in it lol.I do this a lot.I spilled a lot of water, so I called the staff on the way. When I thought she was gone, she came back and asked me to give her a private room, and she was definitely fucking me inside.I'm so jealous of my sexy girlfriend.''I went to a family restaurant yesterday, too, and there was a girl who was really dizzy. The moment I do that, she spills the drink bar, and something like liquid is dripping from between her legs.It's so perverted when you cum at a family restaurant.In the end, you can hear her moaning from the toilet...I wish I had a girl like that, too.